After blasphemous accusations where the lead singer of Metallica was a traitor to the metal, the media had to admit that everything had been a mistake caused by the paparazzi's camera

Police sources say that the photographer, "al momento de inmortalizar a James, estaba comiendo un sánguche de bondiola, se quedó sin Carilina y engrasó la lente".

Negligence maliciously concealed could be reversed only through the agent Grissom (Las Vegas), who never believed in the accusations and was able to clean the image in less than three weeks with a little Mr. Músculo for toilets.

¡Thanks Grissom! ¡Thanks Hetfield! ¡Gracias Mr. Músculo!

Fuente: Listening Traitors Magazine.